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My Denmark family by Kaley Warren (Funny) -
My grandma took my cousin, Emily and I to New York, so we could meet our family members from New York. When we got there, they said hello and introduced themselves. They talked very proper, because that's the way they learned to talk. I felt so stupid, because I used slang words such as 'aint', 'finna', 'gonna', etc.. They just looked at me and turned to eachother as if we were talking in a diffrent language. So i turned to Emily and started making up words to act like I knew another language, Emily played along. They look back at me and started laughing and asked what we were doing. I said: talking in another language. They asked what language so i said "juran". I walked away laughing at my stupidity. lmao.
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