David Mortimer

BIOGRAPHY

David Mortimer was born in east London and is still there. He likes crosswords, booze, and writing stories about knights and postal workers. In 2023 his short story Exotic Fish Subscription Service was recorded as an audiobook by Tall Tale TV.

Stories

Post No Bills

All my customers had the same old chat. It was uncanny. All these people, these hundreds of people who didn’t even know each other, and they all said the same little things to me every day.
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4
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Hero Worship

“I slay thee, monster,” he said, “in the name of Clementine of Candlewick, whose champion am I.”
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7
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U