PhotoShow was in the habit of popping up notifications reminding me that, for only a little more money, I could get access to more of its wonderful features. To make the point really hit home, it would use my own photos to show me examples of how impressive the enhanced images would look. After the mix up with Datenight, these promptings became puzzling to say the least.

Why are you so upset?'
'It should be, 'That's one small step for A man!' She stomped around the house for a week. 'A man. Not man!'