A perfectly simple time travel experiment is made increasingly complex by the involvement of the inventor's other half.

"Before we met, you showed me your diary."

Foraminifera 9 is bored, bored, bored - and what better way to relieve boredom than a trip back in time?

They would have the time of their lives. A long time.

The first thing any physicist learns about traveling faster than light is that it is impossible.